The Domino's Pizza delivery driver who had a cup of bleach splashed in his eyes and was subsequently blinded during a robbery last week is in good spirits and is expected to regain his sight in the next three to five weeks.
As someone who delivered pizza's in high school I am blow away I never got robbed. By midnight i was walking around with 500 bucks into less than desirable parts. They only thing that bothers me is the bleach. Since when are black guys not confident in their intimidation abilities. For shame black pizza thief...for shame.
In other news
In what could be a case of taking a school rivalry way too far, some one has maliciously poisoned the oak trees at Auburn University’s historic Toomer’s Corner.
Well good to see things are a changin' below the mason Dixon. The audio is pretty amazing, if by amazing i mean exactly what you expected ( http://www.finebaum.com/home.as ). An Alabama fan poisons an auburn tree, than he calls a radio show, than gets arrested. Ya than i drank 12 beers, than i called my dad, than i cried. What? I thought we were stating the obvious, i mean being sarcastic.
-Les Anderson
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