LAKELAND, Fla. -- Detroit Tigers star Miguel Cabrera was arrested late Wednesday on suspicion of drunken driving in Florida, leaving teammates stunned and concerned about the slugging first baseman less than a week into spring training.
Well I'm some what surprised he pulled a swig of scotch instead of a 7 layer burrito/big Mac/joint. See how i included a big Mac, not racist anymore. Anyway his smile only highlights the difference between major league baseball and the iron curtain under which the NFL operates. Post DUI, NFL players are crestfallen, worried about their suspension, cut pay, and having to bang Goodell's wife while he jerks it in the corner (you ever watch that shit on porn hub...no? Well they are half the videos, so someone is). So in conclusion Cabrera is not scared of Bud Selig, and i admitted to jerking off to black guys fucking over 40's.
-Les Anderson
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