Who you got? The Wet Bandits or the Soap Nazi

This jerk robs a store and the forces the cashier to drink soap in an effort to try to get the safe combo.  While drinking soap sucks at the time it is probably better than having your house flooded, ala The Wet Bandist from Home Alone.  On the other hand flooding somones house is kind of a prank, putting agun to a fat kids head and making him drink soap feels a lot like hazing.  Actually fuck that fat kid "We all did it so he has to do it too!!! haze haze haze beer beer beer"

That being said Im going to visit a friend's little brother at college today.  Yes I know I old I am, but maturity wise I am basically about to finish my sophmore year.  I am actually nervous im going to egged by some guys driving a Wrangler while they scream, "Beat it old balls!"

-Les Anderson