Friday, April 15, 2011

J-Cuts and Kristen Cavallari changing lives



The Hills' Kristin Cavallari has swapped her glamorous L.A lifestyle to lend her hand to charity.Using her star power, the 24-year-old reality star travelled to Africa last month with her NFL boyfriend Jay Cutler, 27, for her charity, One Kid World. -Dailymail


Whoa whoa lets just slow down on the star power call.  She is a star nowhere, she is known in the USA among about 1/2 the people 13-30.  And you are going to say she is using star power in Africa.  Now voluntering is all good and fun (I assume) , but those kids do not know her from any other hippie chick or girl that went over there when her publically traded company had an essay contest to see who can go to africa and look at the $300 water hole "JP Morgan Chase because we care..today!" installed.  

Ya we all see it on your facebook, I get it you were in Africa your life is forever changed.  Deep down I know their favorite part of going to Africa is to be able to dress africa-chic.  Looking like they don't care with their long dresses, tank tops, and oh so cool bandanas.  "Get a shot of me holding one of them.   Ok now one of me holding that basket of corn and walking.   Now me in the middle of all of them like Michael Jackson.  Africa is awesome!"

I know who doesnt care and is counting down the seconds so he can go back to his 5 star hotel, and lay by the pool knocking a few back until its time to lay on top of Cavallari and pound her missionary while looking like he is doing everyone else a favor.




-Les Anderson

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