This thing is pretty awesome*

* if you dont mind looking like a pompous dick on a the water Segway

This thing costs $136,000, can get about 30 feet off the water, and can go for 2 or 3 hours.  There is no doubt playing with this thing would be as much fun as you can have without drugs, alcohol, or girls.  But Im sure you could add all 3 pretty easy especially if you have 136k for a water jet pack.

I can't tell what sucks more, how cool South Beach looks as I sit here in 40 degree weather, or the fact that I liked the song in the video.

-Les Anderson