Some slut reporter didnt get into the men's locker room at the masters and is causing a whole thing about it (probably cause she wanted to see if what all the Perkins waitresses are saying about Tiger is true). I have some thoughts here. First being when did being "reporter" all of a sudden make it cool to be in the locker room with the other sex? What about just straight up bathrooms? Cause they are basically the same thing except you are more naked in a locker room.
So if I am at Ohare airport and there is a line at the men's bathroom can any male reporter use the womans bathroom? Like the cops are going to come up to him and all he has to do it take out his media badge, "dont worry Im a reporter" "oh sorry Mr. Marriotti carry on"
Do guy reporters go in womans locker rooms? Hypothetically if there were male fans of female sports and we needed competent journalists to cover them and so male reporters were present. Would they be in the female locker room? Cause if it was me there is nothing not sexual about it. Id have a raging boner regardless what kind of bull dyke nappy headed hos were running around. All that tits and vagina would just have my mind racing.
Why not just coed lockers rooms every where? The first place it will start is in government funded places, as private institutions will be the last to follow suit. So boom high school coed locker room. Or do only the kids in journalism class get to walk around the girls locker room like they are at a car dealership.
I think I am going to walk into the girls locker room at the gym today and when im being escorted to jail I will tell them I was just trying to get a quote for my sports and pop culture blog. Cant wait to see the looks on their faces when they are apologizing to me.
-Les Anderson
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