Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Speaking of Spring Break

Spring Break Girl


All these videos of fights have one thing in common, all the spring breaks are domestic.  Now I like a good fight more than the next guy, but all I see are huge hoards of dudes both white trash, and dangerous minorities on these beaches.  I know there are girls, but literally thousands of dudes back to back, unbent brims and all, fighting, and trying to sniff out what little pussy is around.  Plus you get all the fighting you need at college itself, why bloody yourself up or get arrested when you only have 5-6 days to dominate

My advice is that you have to separate yourself, and the easiest way is financially.  Getting on a plane is a must, that way you can get to Mexico or Jamaica.  The ratios are easily 50/50, and outside of Cancun the meathead ratio is as low as you can hope for.  Meatheads dont consider Mexico or Jamaica as much as the normal person.  Mostly because when they picture spring break, they picture themselves driving with their bros, sans shirts, road sodas in hand, and blow up dolls out the windows (sounds awesome actually).  But still 10 hours driving home back to college sucks, as does getting pummeled on the beach, or worse winning the fight, and spending 2 days in jail with drunk dudes puking and pissing everywhere while everyone is else is fingering 19 year olds on the beach. 

So go to Acalpuco and save yourself the trouble.  Trust me Mexican drug gangs are a breeze compared to 40 black dudes from Miami who drove to Panama City, one of those groups is going to actually give you the drugs you bought from them without harm.



Les Anderson

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