Fans of Phil Collins may be begging for just "One More Night" now that the singing legend has announced that he's ready to retire from music.
In a new interview with FHM magazine, Collins, who has sold more than 150 million records in his 40-plus years in the music business, says hearing problems, a dislocated vertebra and nerve damage in his hands are making it difficult for him to continue his career.
This can't be. This simply cannot be. I love Phil Collins. I need Phil Collins. I love him like Patrick Bateman in American Pyscho loves him.
I have a playlist on my IPOD called Phil's panty-droppers. Whenever I got a girl to actually get back to my place, and the chloroform wore off, she would wake up and freak out but then I would play Phil and the mood would be just right. Phil Collins was a closer. He was the Mariano Rivera of sealing the deal.
Now you're telling me I'm not going to have any new songs to add to my boinking collection? Collins says he watches the MTV Awards and lost interest. Thanks a lot Gaga. You're stupid fucking egg really screwed us on this one.
If you need me, I'll be in my bedroom alone in the dark listening to "Against All Odds" using my tears as lube as I hate fuck myself over the loss of Phillip Collins.
- Eddie Adams
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