A Kane County sheriff’s deputy reported that she spotted [a man running naked] about 5:30 p.m. Feb. 19 at Sorrento’s restaurant on Illinois Route 64 in Maple Park.
The man was yelling obscenities and threats, according to the report, but he also interspersed his shouts with other topics.“Do you think Jay Cutler gave up?” he reportedly shouted.
We have a lot of meatheads in this town. But I have to side with the streaker here, because I also do my best thinking when I'm nude. And the Jay Cutler thing can be tough to digest if you have too many clothes on.
PS - Thats what she said.
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