Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Ex Goldman Sachs Chick writes Book on her Interracial Sexcapades



Her findings:
Latino men are macho and possessive, Asians are rubbish between the sheets and black men don’t like talking about Al Sharpton.  She says she has an Iranian-Jewish boyfriend and describes his expression in bed as ‘terrorist face.’  These are the section titles in the book: Salsa Fever, Yellow Fever, Jungle Fever, Curry Fever and Shiksa Fever, which refer to her yearning or ‘fever’ for different races.  Davies, 42, told the New York Post: ‘No one has the balls to write about sex and culture in a real way. You have to make it super PC and be the professor of blah-de-blah and have charts and graphs.’  ‘The expectation is [black men] are great in the sack and have huge equipment – don’t people really wanna know?  She began writing the book after she was laid off by Goldman Sachs last October and faced losing her apartment in Midtown, Manhattan.

     WOW. Sucks to be asian these days huh. I feel like I'm piling on here, but these stories just keep coming in. I've even had to pass on a story about asains eating eggs boiled in children's pee, just so I don't turn off our readers in Singapore. (Seriously, http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/chinas-next-export-eggs-boiled-in-little-boy-pee/).

     But this article on asians being rubbish in bed is as bad as it gets, right? I mean seriously, you can laugh off tsunami jokes or people imitating you by pulling their eye lids to the side and saying "ohhhhh me love you long time"  or "ohhh i no eat dog ohhhh". But there is no laughing off an educated white woman saying your awful in bed. There's just no coming back from that. Seriously kill yourself.

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