Does this look like the face of a guy who stabbed someone with scissors in the middle of getting his hair cut?

STAMFORD — A 21-year-old New Haven man sitting down for a haircut allegedly grabbed scissors and slashed a city man in the back Tuesday in the South End, police said.  David Davis, of Cedar Hill Avenue, New Haven, was arrested shortly afterward when Stamford patrol officers and a police dog found him in a nearby Henry Street apartment. The victim, identified as a 21-year-old Stamford man, was taken to Stamford Hospital to receive treatment for the slash wound. Davis is being held on a $5,000 bond and is due in court March 22. In a statement, police said Davis was getting a haircut at 126 Henry St. when he felt threatened by the victim, who approached Davis in what Davis called an “aggressive manner,” and picked up scissors to protect himself. He slashed the victim in the back, police said.

   This is why I blog, people. To bring you the best of the best. No jokes, no punchlines, no racist comments needed here. I probably didn't even need to post the article, because this picture is just pure poetry in itself.
   And if you don't think I'm asking for the 'David Davis' next time I get my haircut, then you're an idiot.