And In the Most Unsexy News of the Day....

  A Naperville high school teacher's aide has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a student she had been tutoring for several years, authorities said today.  She was described as acting as the student's "personal academic tutor" for several years.

 
    I always thought it was a victimless crime when teachers had sex with high school students, it seemed like a win-win for all parties involved.  Boy was I wrong.  That is the actual picture of the accused above.  I don't know about you, but I wouldn't fuck her with Les Anderson's dick.

-Frank Martin